Friday, May 8, 2009

Save Your Spine But Keep The Cool Breeze

Dreading spring because of all the pre-season chores you have to do? Might one of those dreaded nasties be 'The Hoisting of the Air Conditioner Units?' Perhaps we should declare it a formal holiday, for how many millions of us feel like we need the next day off just to recuperate from the gargantuan task? Luckily, and to our utter delight, some humans got smart and decided to create some really cool looking fans, no pun intended. So now you can still catch a refreshing breeze with only half the effort. Just order from our online catalog, pull it out of the box, plug it in and flip the switch...and AHHHHHH. Some of us might even break into song again...the answers my friend...are blowing in the wind...the answers....are blowin'...in the wind!


Friday, May 1, 2009

One Need Not Go To Tibet To Become Zen-Like


Just bring LIGHT & ZEN into your home and feel the sense of utter peace automatically arise within! The colors aqua and brown are natural healers that blend the life properties of Earth and water together. Have kitty cats and can’t have a motored fountain? Here’s yet another way to cull two of nature’s greatest treasures.
Have the grown children finally flown the coop? Maybe, JUST maybe it’s time to redecorate and reclaim your ME space. Go barefoot on the new bamboo shag, place a symbol of brightness on an accent table and banish that old clackity-clak thing-a-ma-gig that your kids played with for 18 years. Ahhhh - can you feel the whoosh of peace settling in? Namaste!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Quench Your Penchant For The Animal Kingdom…

…without having to actually buy the Zebra! We civilized humans are a funny breed. We build houses to separate ourselves from nature and then go make animal fabrics so we can be reminded of them. Feeling itchy to get to Africa but can’t quite fit a vacation into the budget this year? Soothe your adventurous side and add a little wildlife to the rooms you live in. Then you can sit back, kick your feet up and dream on.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Homeclick DIED But WE’RE ALIVE!


Boy oh BOY! What’s a homeowner to do when their fav e-store evaporates into the ethers? By now, everyone knows that Homeclick - a large e-commerce home furnishings store just quietly, suddenly disappeared. Hear ye, hear ye Friends, Romans and Country home people! There’s a new e-store in town! We invite all inquiring avatars to come float through our Garden Center or remote view our art gallery style Carpet Dept. And all you hearty bathroom remodelers can mesmerize yourselves with our Bath Dept fixtures and stone sinkware. One’s home need not perish along with the nation’s economic debacles! Now's the time to bunker down and have good old fashioned home-based FUN! One simply needs to google Elite Homestyle and rally to the brighter side of life!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Now that Your Home Is Exactly How You Want It….

Remember - your home is not only your sweet private sanctuary; it is also your shelter, your safety zone and your personal resource center. You bought the refrigerator for your fine food. You’ve installed the commercial grade stove so you can cook to your heart’s content. Are you going actually craft your gourmet dishes with tap water now? We think not! Draw forth the new & elegant aspect of water safety for your beloveds! With a bottleless water cooler, these days safety need not be a barrier to your sense of aesthetics.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Who Says Great Art Should Hang On A Wall?

Feeling lately like the rug's been pulled out from underneath you? With the economy on a downswing, you can STILL sense the high vibration of art through your feet! How? See if you don’t feel slightly enlightened as you walk through your warm, cozy haven. Your home is where all your creature comforts should be. Don’t neglect your feet just because they’re at the opposite end of your brain. Remember Aladdin and his magic carpet? Perhaps there’s more to the fable than we thought! Now, you can either go out and sit on the grass, or whisk yourself away on one of these.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Spring - Can You Feel It Already?

Spring is just weeks away! Has your body begun to already loosen up and feel revived? There is something intrinsically wonderful about the organic blossoming that occurs within one’s self, as the winter cold drifts away. Why not get out into the yard one month early – so that you can stretch your summer season out and enjoy the fruits of your yard work that much longer? And if you truly do need warmth on a cool early spring night, guess what? You can have it! Chim - CHIMENEA, Chim - CHIMENEA...Chim, Chim....cheroo!